The Ultimate Top 25 Chuck Norris “The Programmer” Jokes
Not sure if this website is still in use, but I love to use your API! Whenever someone asks Chuck Norris what time it is he says, "three seconds til". If Chuck Norris looked in the mirror, the reflection would come out of the mirror and build a mountain called mount. Chuck Norris once lined up to kick the winning field goal of a high school football game. Some people go swimming with dolphins, Chuck Norris swims with sharks. ZeroxYuuki, minor pairing: You can't be stuck in a Black-Hole with Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye. Chuck Norris walks through a wasteland when he sees Mr. Although it is not common knowledge, there are actually three sides to the Force: MacGyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but Chuck Norris can kill him and take it. Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. At that point, she was the third girl he had slept with. Chuck Norris does not sleep.
On the first easter Chuck Norris grabbed the Easter bunny and coated it in chocolate before eating him. Suicide Jerk Extreme Chuck Norris is so tough his Rice Krispies don't go snap, crackle and pop. When you dream about Chuck Norris, its no illusion, he's in your mind. Chuck Norris drove his mom to the hospital when he was born. Chuck Norris visited the Virgin Islands. Forum legend oregonpatzer 20 min ago.